Biography

In the beginning there were two but for the horror that was to be two was not sufficient so through a process of assimilation a third was acquired. As the years passed the Death by Monkeys grew to a squadron of ten. However the world was not ready for them and took its horrible vengeance upon the group. All appeared to be lost but pieces of one managed to escape and remained in exile for many years. During this time these remnants regenerated using the horrors of the world to bind its new form. The resultant creature returned more horrible and more powerful than before and proceeded to seek out those like Itself. The only race of beings It could find that were worthy of Its horror were the Afrikaaners. These beings accepted It because they knew It could prepare them for the hardships and injustices that they would face in the trying times ahead.

To convey Its message to the world It required a voice. To this end It cut off Its own face and used it to create an agent of vocal communication. Soon he realized that no message can travel far without a road. To this end he removed his legs and used them to create a road builder, a beat master. Yet something was missing…the driving force, the propulsion. He needed some sort of hypnotic melody, to this end It sacrificed the remainder of Its form. This was used to create the essence of horror.

Now it was ready…